my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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punk-and-disorderlyy replied to your photo: im back in michigan i hate everything
ok i love you bye
oh my god lia i miss you
favorite movies: Alice in Wonderland (1951)
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?.”
HE TALKED TO ME
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i worked all day and then my chinese friend made me a delicious dinner so NO I DID NOT DO THE THING
OH MY GOD I’M NOT DOING THE THING IF YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE THIS